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WTH Are They Wearing?! (Jenna’s BDay Edition)

This week’s Pretty Little Liars gave us less information about “A” than those creepy POV shots of someone wearing black gloves! Hanna was dressing like a bum, Lucas has become a total psycho, Ezra got a job and Jenna had a birthday party. And for once I had no beef with Aria. My problem was with this:

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JENNA MARSHALL, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! What is the theme of this crazy “Suddenly I See” party anyway? Crazy hat ladies?! Continue reading

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WTH Are They Wearing?!

This week’s Pretty Little Liars‘ premiere was more boring than a conversation with Mona in the mental hospital! Emily’s an alcoholic, Wren is everywhere, Lucas is a creeper, Toby doesn’t have a functioning shower and everyone cut their hair! Fun! There was also this:

HANNA MARIN, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! Why do you look like the fashion daughter of Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz?! Continue reading

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WTH Are They Wearing?!

I won’t even pretend to know what’s happening on The Show That Should Be Put to Sleep Gossip Girl. I think Blair and Dan are hooking up and having “issues” and junk. For some reason there are other people on this show too. I’m not sure why. Maybe someone could explain the plot lines to me? And how this factors in:

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GEORGINA SPARKS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! Continue reading

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WTH Is She Wearing?!

Last night’s Pretty Little Liars had more plot developments than the entire series of Days of Our Lives. The parents are trying to find “A”. Maya is involved with the police. Mona is the latest “A” victim. Ezra and Aria are over. Melissa may have been in on Alison’s murder. And Garret is more of a creeper than ever. There was also this:

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ARIA MONTGOMERY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! There are so many confusing aspects to this outfit that I have to break it down. Continue reading

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WTH Doesn’t Juliet Martin Own Pants?!

I don’t watch Ringer because, in my humble opinion, it’s a terrible show. And not terrible in a good way. BAD terrible. It has episode titles like “Oh Gawd, There’s Two of Them,” “Shut Up and Eat Your Bologna” and “What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?”

Meet Juliet Martin Ho-Bags! Photo: Coolspotters

Well Ho-Bag, today I’m talking about little Juliet Martin, who I never knew existed until yesterday. Juliet is the stepdaughter of the rich fake-death twin and now the fake-stepdaughter of the ex-stripper drunk poor twin. And she’s getting the spotlight for outfits like this: Continue reading

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