This week’s Pretty Little Liars gave us less information about “A” than those creepy POV shots of someone wearing black gloves! Hanna was dressing like a bum, Lucas has become a total psycho, Ezra got a job and Jenna had a birthday party. And for once I had no beef with Aria. My problem was with this:
JENNA MARSHALL, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! What is the theme of this crazy “Suddenly I See” party anyway? Crazy hat ladies?! Everyone is dressed like they’re heading to a tea party in wonderland with dreadful funky hats! And if that’s the party theme, it’s TERRIBLE! Who executed this nightmare? Where are your parents, girl?!
Well, it got worst, thanks to this woman:
LAUREL, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! I get it. She’s supposed to be artsy. She’s Rosewood’s photographer (because apparently there’s only one)! She went through this episode in hideously ill-fitting plaid blazers, wacky pageboy caps and wonky glasses. You are the poorest man’s Annie Leibovitz. You look like you stole a clown’s clothes. Poor clown.
There’s more. Take a gander at this:
I’m not just talking about Jenna’s ridiculously fug outfit. I’m talking about Paige. PAIGE, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! (1) You’re going to a party. And even if it’s a wacky hat party for a crazy former blind girl, you should make some effort to wear more than a beanie and utility vest. (2) Your crush is going to be there. Don’t you want to look your best? Hello! Seduction, girl! (3) When your crush is a waitress at the party and she’s dressed better than you, you know you’ve done something wrong.
I have one last grievance.
NATE, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! I normally ignore lonely boys attempts at looking spiffy for crazy hat parties. But he said he liked Jenna sooooo much that he, “bought a new shirt.” THAT’S THE NEW SHIRT? It’s the fugliest shirt I’ve seen in some time. Your hat says “Driving Miss Jenna” while your shirt says, “I may be a stripper in Tampa, but my secret dream is making custom furniture.” Ew.
Let’s not have a party like this ever again. It was too harsh on the eyes. Poor Jenna must think this how terrible all parties look.
What did you think of this week’s looks? Chic or eek?