WTH Are They Wearing?!

I won’t even pretend to know what’s happening on The Show That Should Be Put to Sleep Gossip Girl. I think Blair and Dan are hooking up and having “issues” and junk. For some reason there are other people on this show too. I’m not sure why. Maybe someone could explain the plot lines to me? And how this factors in:

Photo: The CW

GEORGINA SPARKS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! The truth is that it’s not the most terrible thing I’ve ever seen (I’m looking at you Aria Montgomery and her feathers). But this is odd.

Photo: The CW

It’s like a classy peek-a-boo queen of the night dress. And when you catch a peek of the pale skin and lack of cleavage, she sucks your blood. That doesn’t make sense. Unless Gossip Girl just became Gossip Girl: Breaking Dawn: Vampires on the Upper East Side.

There’s also the fact that Blair Waldorf has looked a bag lady too. See this:

Photo: The CW

That’s Serena calling a friend on the phone and saying, “My ex-BFF looks like a bag lady. Barf. I’m too fly for this.” In other words, BLAIR WALDORF, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?!

That green coat, that pink scarf, that hideous wool skirt that falls below the knees. And it’s all soooo ill-fitting! When did she become so tragic? Can I blame this on the prince? On lonely boy?

Do you watch Gossip Girl anymore? Do you wish it would just die? Do these outfits offend your eyes or make you say “Ooo la la”? Sound off now!

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