Last night’s Pretty Little Liars had more ups and downs than Hanna’s personality. That girl was on the crazy, selfish train last night. And for once, I was totally on Spencer and Emily’s sides. Meanwhile Aria (and half of the Twitterverse) was still trying to make her relationship with Ezra seem hunky-dory. Even though it’s gross. So naturally, Aria didn’t understand why she wasn’t allowed to wear this to school:
ARIA MONTGOMERY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! You look like a classy hooker. You look like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Are you holding up your boots with a safety pin? I get that dad is hyped up right now, but girl wearing a leather jumpsuit, lace knee-socks, hooker boots and a see-through top with a black bra will not get him on your side! Seriously, it looks trashy from every angle:
STOP. Girl, I can see your bra.
STOP. Girl, I can almost see your panties.
For mercy’s sake, WTF IS THAT AROUND YOUR NECK? Are you wearing a giant shiny spider pendant around your neck? This isn’t The Craft! I can’t. I CAN’T.
If that skankified look seemed like the most ridiculous outfit ever to you, clearly you didn’t see this:
HANNA MARIN, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! From now on when someone asks me, “Ally, what is the definition of a hot mess?” I shall direct them to this photo. What is with all the fugly patterns? Seriously, that shirt and poncho combo can only be described as barf-a-rific.
P.S. Your crazy, stank, manic attitude is not making it look any better. Seriously, attitude can save an outfit.
What did you think of last night’s outfits? Super chic or super eek?