Last night’s Pretty Little Liars was scarier than being alone with Jenna in her bedroom! Emily’s been poisoned and may lose her swimming career because of it, Hanna’s mom and dad have called it quits again, Aria’s relationship with Ezra is a little tense and Spencer found out that Alison was buried alive! More terrifying than that gruesome news was this:
ARIA AND SPENCER, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! Look, I get the whole, “we’re pretending to be volunteers” thing. But no one has worn candy stripe uniforms like this since the 1950’s! You look freaking ridiculous! You stick out like sore thumbs! Or like two idiots in Halloween costumes pretending they work at a hospital! Or like a dead girl in Hanna’s vision…
I haven’t seen a volunteer/nurse costume this ridiculous since Elle Driver in Kill Bill Vol. 1. And THAT’s saying something. Did you guys just run out of money and recycle the same outfit? Let’s not do this look again, Ok?
Meanwhile, when the girls weren’t fooling stupid parents with stupid costumes and sneaking into the morgue, they had normal days at school. And apparently it required wearing this:
SPENCER HASTINGS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! I know you’re always trying to channel Nancy Drew, but here it looks like you’re channeling a 1920’s swimsuit! You know, the swimsuits with large saggy pants and long skirts that cover the entire body? Maybe the dress would be cute if you didn’t have on those hideous knee socks with it! Knee socks are reserved for short skirts and short dresses! Not weird sailor dresses that reach the knee!
No wonder A’s resorted to poisoning these girls.
What did you think of last night’s looks? Super chic or super eek? Share in the comments!