Last night’s Pretty Little Liars had more drama than a Bravo reality show! Aria and Jason were sharing some sexual tension, Emily’s new girl may have found a new girl, Hanna’s parents are sorta on again and Spencer’s dad likes to yell at Mrs. DiLaurentis and eat late night snacks.
Also there was a fashion show that ended with someone — A — ruining the lovely tribute to Alison with some fugs graphics and creepy voice-over work. And let’s be real — the Liars were rocking that runway! Even Mona! Go Liars!
Emily was owning that runway and I was loving it! Bet Samara was wishing she hadn’t brought that other chick! And Spencer was rocking that hat. These beach looks were great; distinctly different types of styles and all flattering.
Hanna and Aria were also looking super chic! I loved, loved, LOVED Hanna’s Boho look! (Even if leather shorts are impractical for the beach) And Aria’s short leg problem — hilariously pointed out by Mona — was fixed with that lovely long white cover-up. She looks so tall and chic! And she added the perfect pop of color!
Even Mona had it going on! Noel was impressed I’m sure. You know, if he’s not A and wasn’t busy trying to destroy the show…
And the finale dresses were all classy and cute. Aria’s may have been my favorite, though I did adore that uber low-cut dress on Spencer. This photo is right before the slide show disaster. But long before A’s evil interruption things had turned ugly:
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! What is this?! Why do you look like Victorian prostitutes?! Why is your arm in the air like “Voila!” Aria? What is wrong with your hair? Why do you have a fur collar and fringe belt with a satin shirt that has a hole in its sleeve?! Spencer, are you working as a prostitute extra in the next Pirates movie? Or are you in the sluttier even more awkward Black Swan sequel in which Nina is a leather-corseted, tutu wearing hooker?! Why is everyone applauding?!
Again, PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! What is with the voluminous hair?! It’s looks like Bridget Bardot gone terribly wrong! Why are you wearing feathers and a FannyPack Hanna?! A FANNYPACK! Why are you wearing arm warmers and fishnets across your chest Emily?! Why do you both have on awkward shrugs?! Why are you wearing slutty tribal wear?!
Ugh, maybe A would have let the show end on a happy note if they hadn’t worn those fugly outfits? What do you think of last night’s looks? Super chic or super eek? Tell me in the comments!