Last night’s Pretty Little Liars was more gruesome than watching Emily try to make a facial expression other than slightly-pensive-shock. Kudos to everyone who thought Ian was still alive! But now he’s looking pretty dead again. Can we trust that it’s for real this time? How does A have time to find horseshoes and write fake suicide notes? How does A not overheat in those leather gloves? Will the Liars’ therapist be the next victim? And most importantly, what the heck was this:
Oh, sorry, I mean behind the dumpster and the strange homeless man with a well groomed beard rummaging on a sound stage.
ARIA MONTGOMERY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! Is that a bandana and Letterman jacket with hoop earrings? Are you trying to be a little gangsta? In Rosewood? Just because you were traveling to a sketchy part of town didn’t mean you needed to break out your West Coast gangsta finest! I’m surprised you didn’t take the time to outline your lips with brown pencil!
I seriously love this photo because of Aria’s awkward face. With the outfit, it looks like she’s about to pull out a shank and say, “Back up, Ese!” I would almost let it pass if she did say that before breaking into a rap with Dr. Dre, but sadly, the outfit just brings this to mind:
ARIA MONTGOMERY, YOU LOOK LIKE MILEY CYRUS! Dear sweet homicidal A! This is all I see while looking at Aria’s outfit. I keep wondering if under the jacket she too has on a mesh cutout leotard. And don’t you dare say “No way!” so quickly. This is Aria. She loves some mesh and black.
Honestly, even with the overall fashion-savvy that’s been on PLL lately, I know that one of the Liars will always wear something totally hilarious to keep this segment going. Looks like they’re not taking the Rear Window referencing, conveniently placed billboard’s message to heart.
What did you think of last night’s looks? Super chic or super eek? Tell me in the comments!