What The Heck Are They Wearing?!

Last night’s Pretty Little Liars had more twists and turns than the curls in Aria’s hair.

How could Caleb snoop on Hanna for creepy Jenna! How could Emily miss Paige! How could Ian suggest Spencer run away! How could Aria send her mom that text by mistake! And most importantly, how could Spencer wear this:

Spencer looks like she's starting a Captain and Tennille tribute band with that cap. Photo: ABC Family

SPENCER HASTINGS, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! Is that a weird blue felt hat? No, it’s not a hat at all — correction — it’s a cap. You’re a teenaged girl wearing a felt cap! And you’re not about to play golf, sing 1970’s tunes, swab the deck or drive Miss Daisy! Perhaps Hanna should have slapped you rather than Jenna? Gasp — what is that?!

Spencer kept a hand over that pattern as best she could, but we can still spot the fashion faux pas! Photo: ABC Family

Oh man, that skirt is horrendous! You try to keep the patterned corner out of view, but I can see it and it looks like it was put together by the cast of Barney and Friends after rummaging through the Barney bag! Why did you allow them to grab colorful yarn and weave flowers, trees and a weird bird? And then why did you let them attach these yarn flowers and friends to your skirt? Spencer, honey, we know the cops are breathing down your neck, but that’s no excuse for this.

As if Spencer’s weird sailing meets arts & crafts combo wasn’t bad enough, there was also this:

"This is a fashion emergency! Please get over here as soon as you can!" Photo: ABC Family

ARIA MONTGOMERY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?! Is that sweater from Baby Gap? Are there weird ironed-on tiger patches?! Yes, and I see that they’re reaching out their paws trying to smack the phone out of your hand, growling about the nasty burgundy color. They look like part of an 80’s ad campaign for Tiger Balm. And it appears that one is orange at the bottom, but each tiger grows progressively more pale towards the top, from what I can only assume is Charlie Sheen sucking out their tiger blood! Sigh.

Clearly these liars believe the secret to throwing A off your trail is through the arts & crafts line. Too bad it’s not working.

What did you think of last night’s looks? Super chic or super eek? Tell me in the comments!

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  1. Romy

    I dont know what you are talking about Spencer has the most amazing style.

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